Uh Oh: Dans Death Must Have Been Really Gnarly If Everyone On Facebook Is Being So Vague About It

February 1, 2018

Well. This can’t be good. So Dan, everyone’s favorite jokester and all-around good guy, apparently died last week in some kind of tragic accident. All the posts that have showed up on Facebook so far have being pretty cagey about the details though, so uh… Dan’s death must have been pretty gnarly? Oh man. That seriously sucks for Dan. It all started when Dan’s mom posted an old picture of…

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Can You Escape From Hell?

January 24, 2018

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Keep driving. Swerve. Drive head-on into Martin Scorsese. Uh-oh. Looks like Marty isn’t getting it. Shout at Martin Scorsese to get out of the road. Swerve. Drive head-on into Martin Scorsese. “Do you know about any good restaurants in NYC?” Shout at Martin Scorsese to get out of the road. Swerve. Start Over But you do. You’re in Hell now. “Hell is where people…

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Welcome To Heaven! Can You Become Gods Favorite?

November 20, 2017

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Enter. Don’t you mean Heaven? “Yes, that is what I said. My name is Donner, and I will be your Hermanly Host for the next 500 billion years, assisting you with whatever you need while you’re acclimating to life inside the pearly gates.” Why only the next 500 billion years? “Because after that I will enter my chrysalis stage and transform into a pelican.”…

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End Of An Era: The High School Friend Who Texts Everyone When Someone From Their Class Dies Has Died

It’s a sad day for members of Camp Hill High School’s graduating class of 2004: Marissa Carlsberg, the one friend who could be counted on to text everyone else when someone from their class died, has passed away. R.I.P. Marissa. Looks like the rest of your classmates will be flying blind now. For years, Marissa made her mark as the one who could be relied upon to pass on the…

September 30, 2017
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