Casey Affleck Finally Realized We All Want Him To GTFO

February 2, 2018

Incredible news: Casey Affleck has announced his plan to fuck off during this year’s Academy Awards. It’s tradition for the last ‘Best Actor’ winner to present this year’s ‘Best Actress’ winner, but Affleck has opted out, claiming he doesn’t want to take the focus away from the women and their performances. Before you go and deem him a hero, let’s recap on what a scum-sucking road whore he is and…

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2 cops allegedly ate marijuana edibles, got high, and called for backup

February 2, 2018

A stock photo of police officers who might or might not be stoned.Image: Getty Images Two cops from Toronto got themselves in a batch of trouble on Sunday when they allegedly ate some marijuana edibles while on duty, got really stoned, and were forced to call for help. The CBC reports that the two officers, who are part of 13 Division, have been suspended pending an investigation. Over the weekend,…

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30+ Rollercoaster Photos That Will Make You Die From Laughter

February 2, 2018

What started as a fun way for the theme parks to squeeze a bit of extra cash out of the customers, has turned into an opportunity to get a memorable snap that families and friends talk about for years. Some of them are clearly pre-planned, as people go to amazingly elaborate lengths to get the shot. You can just imagine the tension as they queue to pick up the photos……

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Uh Oh: Dans Death Must Have Been Really Gnarly If Everyone On Facebook Is Being So Vague About It

February 1, 2018

Well. This can’t be good. So Dan, everyone’s favorite jokester and all-around good guy, apparently died last week in some kind of tragic accident. All the posts that have showed up on Facebook so far have being pretty cagey about the details though, so uh… Dan’s death must have been pretty gnarly? Oh man. That seriously sucks for Dan. It all started when Dan’s mom posted an old picture of…

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6 Unpredictable Dangers Of Being An Atheist

February 1, 2018

Are you an atheist? If so, that’s totally cool. We don’t have any fake hundred-dollar bills to give you which reveal that “true wealth comes from the Lord” when they unravel. However, we do have some rough news: While a lot of people act like atheism is shunning the responsibility that comes with religion in order to waste time wearing black clothes and getting to third base with unmarried demons…

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Former employees say Lyft staffers spied on passengers

January 31, 2018

Similar to Uber’s “God View” scandal, Lyft staffers have been abusing customer insight software to view the personal contact info and ride history of the startup’s passengers. One source that formerly worked with Lyft tells TechCrunch that widespread access to the company’s backend let staffers “see pretty much everything including feedback, and yes, pick up and drop off coordinates.” When asked if staffers, ranging from core team members to customer…

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Singer Makes Controversial Pro-Life Statement at Grammys With Hand-Painted Dress

January 31, 2018

ShareTweet After donning a controversial MAGA dress at last year’s Grammys, Joy Villa has made it clear she’s not one to shy away from making a statement on the red carpet with her message-bearing attire. Last night, at the 60th Grammy Awards, the singer and songwriter came back with yet another message for America in a hand-painted gown bearing the colorful image of a fetus. The rainbow-clad Pronovias dress paired with a…

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On Flight to Davos, Trump Erupted Over DOJ Role in Russia Probe

January 31, 2018

President stepped down and will be on leave until he retires sometime in the spring, a person familiar with the matter said. Republicans had criticized McCabe’s involvement in aspects of the Trump probe and the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s email practices, even though his wife had accepted donations from Democratic political organizations for an unsuccessful election bid in 2015. Trump’s anger was exacerbated by

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They spoke out against immigrants. So she unearthed their own immigrant ancestors

January 31, 2018

(CNN)If you think the ongoing immigration debates don’t apply to you, Jennifer Mendelsohn has some news: They probably do. “I kept thinking, ‘This is ridiculous,” she told CNN. “How do these people think they have a leg to stand on, looking down on immigrants when so many American people have an immigration story in their history?” Sure enough, her research pointed her toward King’s own immigrant history: His 4-year-old grandmother…

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“I Had No Love for the Game”: Eagles QB Nick Foles Says He Was Ready to Quit the NFL, Until This Revelation from God

January 30, 2018

ShareTweet Starting out the season as a second-string quarterback, Nick Foles is now a backup-turned-postseason hero after leading the Philadelphia Eagles to a 38-7 win over the Vikings, paving the way to Super Bowl 52. But in spite of being showered with praise by fans and teammates alike, Foles is one Eagles player—similar to his band of Bible-believing brothers—that redirects the glory to God first and foremost. With a Twitter bio simply…

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Octavia Spencer told Jessica Chastain about women of color’s salaries, and here’s what she did

January 30, 2018

Jessica Chastain is here to prove to you that Time’s Up is more than just a pin and a website. When her Academy Award-winning costar Octavia Spencer wanted to discuss the gender wage gap in Hollywood and how severely it affects women of color, Chastain was shocked and spurred to action. “She said, ‘You and I are gonna be tied together,’” Spencer said at a Sundance Panel. “‘We’re gonna be…

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George Soros Says Trump Administration Is Danger to the World

January 30, 2018

Donald Trump is risking a nuclear war with North Korea and predicts that the groundswell of opposition he’s generated will be his downfall. “I consider the Trump administration a danger to the world,” the billionaire investor said in a speech from Davos, Switzerland. “But I regard it as a purely temporary phenomenon that will disappear in 2020, or even sooner.” He expects a Democratic “landslide” in the 2018 elections. Soros,…

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Her son came out. She called a gay bar for advice. The delightful convo went viral.

January 29, 2018

Kara Coley, a bartender at Sipps in Gulfport, Mississippi, got an unusual phone call on the job last week. Photo courtesy of Kara Coley. “Good evening,” Coley answered. “Thank you for calling Sipps!” A woman on the other end of the line asked, “Is this a gay bar?” Sipps welcomes everyone, Coley explained to her, but indeed attracts a mostly LGBTQ crowd. “Can I ask you a question?” the caller…

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The Hottest Players In Super Bowl LII

January 29, 2018

As a diehard Jets fan (no jokes plz), I honestly have no idea who tf to root for in the upcoming Super Bowl. I hate the Eagles although I admire their fans for a) climbing greased telephone poles in order to party, b) not coming to work today because the city of Philly is collectively hungover, and c) booing Santa off the field during a winter game and hucking snowballs…

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The 6 Most Savage Lines From Larry Nassar’s Sentencing Yesterday

January 28, 2018

Yesterday former USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar was sentenced to up to 175 years in prison on charges of sexual assault. That is 25 more years than the number of women who testified against this 10/10 creep in the last seven days. Those who watched the trial are familiar with the presiding judge in the case, the Honorable Rosemarie Aquilina, who looks like if Elvira had her own spinoff. That’s…

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The U.S. Is About to Get Real Cold Again. Blame It on Global Warming

January 28, 2018

Because the world is getting warmer, it’s getting colder, too. Crazy as that sounds, there’s an explanation in the northernmost corner of the the planet, where temperatures are rising twice as fast as anywhere else. That affects the jet streams churning through the upper atmosphere, and results in more weird winter Read more: All about climate change — a QuickTake explainer The North Atlantic jet stream has been moving exceptionally…

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Be Warned: Your Own Trump Is Coming

January 28, 2018

One day, very soon, your personal Donald Trump will come along. It’ll be all of the same tricks, only perfectly tailored to your beliefs and pent-up rage. He or she will be just as dishonest and as abrasive as the proverbial cat’s tongue on your genitals … but everything they say will go down smooth as butter. You know how sometimes you drink butter? Like the little tub of it…

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The Eastern Cougar Is Declared Extinct After Not Being Seen For 80 Years

January 27, 2018

The eastern cougar is now officially extinct. The big cat used to roam the forests, mountains, and grasslands in every state east of the Mississippi, but it has not been seen now for the last eight decades (the Florida panther is a distinct population). Although the US Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) opened up a review into the status of the mountain lion in 2011, it was only in 2015 that federal…

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5 Disturbing Ways Narcissists Use Social Media To Terrorize Their Victims

January 26, 2018

God & Man Social media has been blamed for breeding narcissists, but the fact of the matter is, narcissists have always existed. Social media has just given them an extra tool to terrorize people. Here are five ways malignant narcissists – those without empathy and with an excessive sense of entitlement – use social media to exploit, manipulate and destroy their victims: 1. To triangulate. Social media is a veritable…

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Dead Woman Shocks Mortuary Workers By GIVING BIRTH 10 Days After Her Death

January 26, 2018

A profession in the funeral business means that you will inevitably be witness to some peculiar things. It’s a nightmare-inducing job not suitable for the fainthearted or those alarmed by the sight of a dead body – basically, if you couldn’t get through season one of Dexter then it’s not for you. Not that you need to be a serial killer to be a funeral director, but a nonchalant attitude to death helps….

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Psychic Who Predicted Trump’s Victory Has First Prediction Of 2018 Come True…

January 26, 2018

After the chaos of 2017, psychics came forward en masse to give their predictions for the year to follow. There seemed to be an unspoken collective agreement that 2018 would be bleaker than the tumultuous year which preceded it. Plagued by a peppering of earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and assassinations of important figures, the predictions were a dramatic, fear-inducing nightmare. Then the New Year dawned and for a brief moment everything…

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Judge Aquilina was iconic during the Nassar trial and deserves a major round of applause.

January 26, 2018

Judge Rosemarie Aquilina has handed down a prison sentence that aims to put Larry Nassar in jail for the rest of his life. “I just signed your death warrant,” Aquilina told Nassar on Jan. 24 as she read his sentence for charges of abusing at least 150 girls to whom he gave medical treatment in his role as a physician for the USA Gymnastics national team and Michigan State University….

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New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announces she’s pregnant with her first child

January 25, 2018

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is having a baby.Image: Hagen Hopkins/Getty Images New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is having a baby. Ardern made the announcement via Twitter on Friday morning, writing that she and her partner Clarke Gayford will “join the many parents who wear two hats.” SEE ALSO: Why everyone’s talking about New Zealand’s next Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern “I’ll be PM & a mum while Clarke…

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You’ll get your mail, but not your passports. Here’s what’s affected by the shutdown

January 25, 2018

(CNN)In the final moments leading up to Friday’s midnight deadline, Senate Republicans and Democrats were unable to agree on a stopgap funding measure to continue government services. Thousands of federal employees will be placed on furlough — meaning they won’t report to work Monday. Whoever works for agencies and departments that are considered nonessential, including agencies that pay out small business loans and process passport requests, will cease to work…

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